Minor annoyances

Didn't think this would annoy me but it does - People who have to announce the call they're receiving and explain the ringtone.

Overheard at a party...

Billy Joel starts playing on his phone. "Oh, that's my parents. 'Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone.'" He repeats the lyrics and laughs then proceeds to have a very loud conversation with his mom. Of course any person that does this would be the type to have a loud conversation.

About a half an hour later, I hear Carly Simon. "Ah! That's my friend Chris. He's so vain!" And he laughs at his own wittiness.

I can think of a few ringtones I would use for him, but I'd never give a person like this my number anyway: "Scottsdale Bars" by the Blobots comes to mind.